Why isn't this my life?

Tonight, Tara Reid begins her stint hosting Wild on E!, which, I hear, has been renamed the nonsensical Wild on Tara.

Let me get this straight. This girl has a handful of supporting roles that presumably get her enough fame and cash to get in to all of the A-list parties, despite her borderline B-list status. She makes a career out of going to these parties and getting no-so-discreetly shitfaced.

This leads to E! Entertainment Television offering to let her host her own show where they fly her to exotic locations and give her lots of money to ... go to parties and get shitfaced.

Are you kidding me?