License to Shh

I saw the best librarian vanity plate today: LKITUP

Interestingly, this would also be a great vanity plate for my mom, a non-librarian. I think she said the words "Look it up" to me more than anything else. I spent my childhood looking shit up in the 1967 edition of Encyclopedia Americana and a slightly newer Webster's.

Might be why I'm a librarian.