Worst words in the English lexicon: "Heat Index"
Runner up: "In the 100s"
Number of accidents I almost got into while looking for my hands free thingy so I could talk safely on my cell phone: 3
Number of near accidents today: 7
Number that were my fault: 7
Number of times I thought I was going to be pulled over because a cop was right on my ass: 1
Number of times that happened yesterday: 3
Best thing said to me today: "Girl, it's a wonder you ain't all backed up with all that cheese you eat," said by the woman at the grill counter after I ordered my usual grilled cheese sandwich.
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