Wrong Ashley

So, I have a very common name and thought I was soooo awesome for snagging that common name as my email address. What I didn't count on is how many Ashley's would glom onto it when they didn't want to give out their real email address, or how many people would assume that if they know someone with my name, that Ashley must have been the awesome one who scored the awesome email address.

I get a lot of misdirected email. A lot. Sometimes with photos, personal information, and (in the case of the people who think I'm a social worker in Kentucky) CONFIDENTIAL STUDENT FILES.

Mostly, though, the messages are comical. And it is in that spirit that I'm adding a new feature to ashletta: Wrong Ashley. I hope these make you laugh as much as they do me.